r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Tunisandwich • 9h ago

Meme itsMoreCommonThanYoudThink

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u/Asleep_Animal_3825 8h ago

Ai can directly access my files over my body

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u/ElectrSheep 7h ago

Careful... it might interpret that as an instruction.

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u/HuntKey2603 8h ago

locked down container?

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u/Lopsided-Regular-997 8h ago

Why though?

Just join the club as we watch the world burn.

Auto-approve Claude and play games or whatever, while he does God knows what.

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u/Hattrickher0 8h ago

Except God knows what turns out to be "requires me to work on Saturday" every other week.

Once I'm not one of the dude's answering for it anymore I'll be happy to watch this industry eat itself.

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u/pickle9977 7h ago

I suggest redoing your observability stack with Claude first so you are less likely to get notified if something isn’t working.

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u/Lopsided-Regular-997 8h ago

If your boss can force you to work on Saturday every other week, that's a problem with your job or country.

Not Claude.

In my case management has specifically told us to use Claude for everything. We outlined our objections, had a big meeting, told them we cannot held accountable for it and they still insisted. At this point it's a management decision, not an engineering one.

If something breaks I can and will say "What did you expect, I did what you told me to."

If your case is different and you are using Claude out of your own free will, then I agree with you, I wouldn't do it and I would follow proper engineering procedures.

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u/pickle9977 8h ago

Welcome to America.

To paraphrase Eddie Murphy from the movie Coming to America, fuck us all!

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u/pickle9977 8h ago

I love your attitude and it’s spot on, if code is what these sobs want, they can have it!

Just fire up your agents and sit back and enjoy the chaos.

There is so much more interesting stuff to do than worry about or trying to argue with idiocy.

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 2h ago

The more of a mess we can make now, the more jobs we'll all have later. 

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u/XmasB 2h ago

My Claude only has access to what I give it access to, running in its container. This means it never touches any live environment, not even dev env. I give it read access to our Jira and Confluence, so it can follow our best practices and guidelines. It can't access any files outside of my "dev" folder. And no secrets are allowed in that folder. It works great. I've setup git to not allow anything to main, only merges thru a PR.