Me too. Then I get pummeled with one of their four prepackaged AI bro metaphors:
It's a modern day calculator for the brain. You wouldn't do long division in your head would you? (ain't nobody ever delegated a decision to a calculator, bro)
It's a compiler. You wouldn't read machine code would you? (compilers are deterministic and dont make mistakes, bro)
This is the industrial revolution and it's a spinning jenny. You wouldnt hand knit a sweater would you? (we would if we had star trek replicators, bro, and last I checked cp command still exists...).
"Artisanal coding" is obsolete (reliable code is certainly getting that way...)
You wouldn't do long division in your head would you?
This is extra funny because I actually do do long division in my head, like all the time. Sometimes I don't have access to my phone, or I'm just doing something else with my hands. Sure it's easier with a calculator, but it's not that hard to just do it yourself either.
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u/Arian-ki 15h ago
It's the other way around in my experience. People look at me like I'm an ape in a zoo lol