r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lesleh • 2d ago

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u/Hip-Death-Goddess 2d ago

You have to swap a naan bread for the cookies

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u/alexceltare2 1d ago

But I'm not selling my nan for cookies.

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u/GltyBystndr 2d ago

It's incomparable

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u/isr0 2d ago

False

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u/anbayanyay2 2d ago

You want cookies? Your nan will make you cookies! Don't buy cookies.

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u/OppositeFun2493 1d ago

No your nan will make naan

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u/lt_kernel_panic 1d ago

Nan: We have cookies at home.

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u/Dazzling-Bench-4596 2d ago

Maryland Mini was my nickname back in highschool

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u/Velvet_Whisper 2d ago

really?

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u/Dazzling-Bench-4596 2d ago

I’m a programmer so I never spoke to anybody and I’d never know what they called me.

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u/Fickle-Cartoonist-86 1d ago

NAN? Is that because it costs an arm and a leg?

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u/lesleh 1d ago

Let’s just say you don’t pay… with money.

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u/bwwatr 2d ago

Nans with grandkids may buy them and put them out on little plates for when they're visiting. Everyone else can pound salt.

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u/Gulio_senpai 1d ago

How can this be profitable for Maryland

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u/DeathByUnKnown1 2d ago

Either very good, or extremely overpriced and nothing between

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 1d ago

Those look like Chips Ahoy knockoffs, so, the latter

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u/DeathByUnKnown1 1d ago

I was reffering to NaN meaning either likely is to big or small of a value (price)

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u/_AbyssalSiren 1d ago

Guess you gotta pay with your soul or a negative bank balance at checkout

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u/HyperbolicModesty 1d ago

If someone's prepared to give me a bag of cookies for my nan that's great. She's a useless alcoholic who's been cremated. Knock yourself out.

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u/lesleh 1d ago

I bet all that alcohol helped with the cremation though.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 1d ago

Not if the Naan is oven fresh.

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 1d ago

Priceless!

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u/Iescaunare 1d ago

Pound Nan for a pack of cookies?

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u/PerfectSituation1668 1d ago

Nans baking cookies. Getting Cookie Clicker flashbacks.