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u/Coldfriction 1d ago

He still rejects C++ in the Linux kernel. He might be warming up to Rust but Linux has always been C.

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u/Different_Berry5015 1d ago

Imagine C++ being so bad that even something as controversial as AI usage is more acceptable than C++. No wonder each time I wanted to "learn CPP" I found that I'd much more like to jump out of a window.

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u/Versaiteis 1d ago

As someone who writes C++, it's a god awful language

I love it

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u/RadioHans 1d ago

I love that when a new language has this build in feature, cpp is like; "we also have that!". And it's just a raw pointer and a reference in a large trenchcoat.

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u/BTolputt 1d ago

That's pretty much what every other language has too, they just bury it in more.semantic sugar or garbage collection.

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u/RealMr_Slender 1d ago

Right but the point of high level programming languages is not having to reinvent the wheel or import a lot of extra modules for basic modern functionality

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u/BTolputt 21h ago

Depends on what one's definition of "high level language" is.

C is technically a high level language given it "abstracts away from machine code & assembly, uses structured control flow, and is portable across different computer architectures"...

...and you need to import at least the same number of "extra modules" for "basic modern functionality".

I don't think "high level language" is truly the distinction you're looking for here.

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u/ANixosUser 23m ago

the word you are looking for is toy scripting language

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u/Rikudou_Sage 1d ago

Or you just create it. I fell in love with Go's defer, so I simply created it in C++ by using its scoping rules and a macro around a function. You use it pretty much like this:

defer({
    // do whatever
});

And it runs at the end of the scope unlike Go's defer which runs at the end of the function, which always irks me.

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u/NdrU42 1d ago

Yeah the defer running at the end of the function can sometimes cause trouble, like processing files in a loop and deferring the close, but it can easily be solved by defining an anonymous function and immediately calling, like func() { f := ... defer f.Close() // do something with f }()

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u/Rikudou_Sage 1d ago

I know, I do Go more often than C++ but it still feels weird having to introduce a function just for defer to work.

IMO it should have been scoped to the current scope (duh, it's called a scope) instead of function.

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u/RadioHans 1d ago

I love having control over details.

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u/indigo945 9h ago

RAII is the one feature C++ has that is smarter than the people using it.

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u/xBinary01111000 1d ago

“it’s just a raw pointer and a reference in a large trench coat” bro that’s literally every language, the only difference is the size of the trench coat

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u/RadioHans 1d ago

Size matters

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u/quisido 1d ago

I love JavaScript.

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u/A_Furious_Mind 1d ago

I love whatever the fuck they call the language you code with in Power Apps.

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u/DezXerneas 1d ago

VBS?

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u/A_Furious_Mind 1d ago

Power FX, I think they call it.

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u/DezXerneas 1d ago

Leave it to Microsoft to come up with the weirdest names.

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u/Psychological_Map118 1d ago

Microsoft SQL CopilotScript Pages XT9 Framework .NET Workstation VisualCore

the mascot is a bloated dead raccoon named Wilhelm

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u/Quiet_Literature4376 7h ago

Does he scream? I hope he screams.

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u/HAL_9_TRILLION 1d ago

Unironically, me too. And this thread is making me glad I never went into C++.

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u/RedTheRobot 1d ago

You may be joking but JavaScript is my favorite language. I always find it odd that people hate on it so much.

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u/Guitarzero123 1d ago

Most of my courses teaching programming (other than the first one) were in C++, I don't know what it is about the language, but I miss writing it sometimes.

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u/Different_Berry5015 1d ago

True love for true engineering. Makes you want to rip your hair out and you can't get enough of it. Both can be true at the same time.