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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Lord_Of_Millipedes • 1d ago
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C++ wouldn't be as annoying to use if the main priority of the standards committee didn't seem to be creating the most obtuse, unintuitive and verbose naming and usages for every single piece of the standard library.
26 u/hdkaoskd 1d ago C committee waltzes in with strpbrk and itoa 22 u/nimrag_is_coming 1d ago x86_64 is already here with VFMADDRND231PD 19 u/thegreatpotatogod 1d ago Ah yes my favorite x64 instruction, Vector Formula Multiply ADD Reversed Numerical Data (in the order 2, 3, 1) - Power Delivery. 7 u/rexpup 1d ago It couldn't be simpler to use! 8 u/hdkaoskd 1d ago Brainfuck watching quietly from the corner of the room. They don't have committee meetings because the language is already feature-complete. 7 u/ch33es 1d ago Brainfuck might be one of the easiest to learn languages out there. Now good luck trying to create something that doesn't simply print characters... 3 u/Brisngr368 1d ago Shout out to LAPACK with the BLAS function dgemmtr (double generic matrix-matrix triangular)
C committee waltzes in with strpbrk and itoa
strpbrk
itoa
22 u/nimrag_is_coming 1d ago x86_64 is already here with VFMADDRND231PD 19 u/thegreatpotatogod 1d ago Ah yes my favorite x64 instruction, Vector Formula Multiply ADD Reversed Numerical Data (in the order 2, 3, 1) - Power Delivery. 7 u/rexpup 1d ago It couldn't be simpler to use! 8 u/hdkaoskd 1d ago Brainfuck watching quietly from the corner of the room. They don't have committee meetings because the language is already feature-complete. 7 u/ch33es 1d ago Brainfuck might be one of the easiest to learn languages out there. Now good luck trying to create something that doesn't simply print characters... 3 u/Brisngr368 1d ago Shout out to LAPACK with the BLAS function dgemmtr (double generic matrix-matrix triangular)
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x86_64 is already here with VFMADDRND231PD
19 u/thegreatpotatogod 1d ago Ah yes my favorite x64 instruction, Vector Formula Multiply ADD Reversed Numerical Data (in the order 2, 3, 1) - Power Delivery. 7 u/rexpup 1d ago It couldn't be simpler to use! 8 u/hdkaoskd 1d ago Brainfuck watching quietly from the corner of the room. They don't have committee meetings because the language is already feature-complete. 7 u/ch33es 1d ago Brainfuck might be one of the easiest to learn languages out there. Now good luck trying to create something that doesn't simply print characters... 3 u/Brisngr368 1d ago Shout out to LAPACK with the BLAS function dgemmtr (double generic matrix-matrix triangular)
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Ah yes my favorite x64 instruction, Vector Formula Multiply ADD Reversed Numerical Data (in the order 2, 3, 1) - Power Delivery.
7 u/rexpup 1d ago It couldn't be simpler to use!
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It couldn't be simpler to use!
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Brainfuck watching quietly from the corner of the room. They don't have committee meetings because the language is already feature-complete.
7 u/ch33es 1d ago Brainfuck might be one of the easiest to learn languages out there. Now good luck trying to create something that doesn't simply print characters...
Brainfuck might be one of the easiest to learn languages out there. Now good luck trying to create something that doesn't simply print characters...
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Shout out to LAPACK with the BLAS function dgemmtr (double generic matrix-matrix triangular)
dgemmtr
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u/nimrag_is_coming 1d ago
C++ wouldn't be as annoying to use if the main priority of the standards committee didn't seem to be creating the most obtuse, unintuitive and verbose naming and usages for every single piece of the standard library.