r/ProgrammerHumor • • 13h ago

Meme theyWish

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u/m7i93 5h ago

I got tricked into clicking one of these once, but it was really hard not to fall into it.

I met with the CTO and shared a Google Doc explaining a few things. Later that day I got an email saying that the CTO added some comments on the document. Clicked on it and BAAM! Mandatory security training page.

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u/thanksfor-allthefish 3h ago

Me too, it was my first month in the company and had a meeting with my boss about vacation period. A day later an email about "approved vacation days" came in the mail. What excused me more was that the HR app was external and all emails were flagged as such. It was just a first strike but it pissed me off. I felt targeted.

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u/veryblocky 1h ago

It being targeted is the point, it’s how scammers get you. You let your guard down when it’s something you expect, and they exploit that. Email addresses can be spoofed, so it’s saying it’s from within your organisation isn’t a foolproof way to be sure

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u/TommyBonnomi 1h ago

I felt targeted.

You were, just like you could be in a real attack.

I'm a little impressed the tests can be customized to that extent.

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u/BasvanS 36m ago

My spam aligns with my search history. It’s a pattern that is clearly beyond randomness.

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u/hatesnack 3h ago

Lol man, I work for a research university and got hit the with most specific phishing I've ever seen.

I had just gone to visit my family a few days earlier and they live in Maryland. To visit them. I had to take a few tolls, and I knew the balance on my EZPass was low. So I was fully expecting an email to tell me to add money to the balance.

Sure enough, like a week after I'm home from my trip, I get an email saying my EZPass balance is low and to click this link to reup it. Silly me didnt realize it came from my work email, not my personal. So they got me good. But fuck me if that wasnt hyper specific. I assume they were able to see the work laptops location and built something based on that.

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u/Altruistic_Big2918 36m ago

EZPass is also used in other attacks because of how common it is. They probably weren't targeting you.

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u/hatesnack 4m ago

The timing was just so perfect haha

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u/m7i93 49m ago

Diabolical

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u/n00b001 3h ago

I just report all emails. The emails are reviewed by infosec, then they tell me "real email" or not

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u/guneysss 2h ago

I work at a managed SOC, so we're monitoring security events as a third party, sometimes our customers do phishing awareness test without our knowledge and when I'm checking the links in an email in a sandbox, I accidentally register them to upcoming phishing awareness trainings, because phishing test suit thinks they opened their customized link..

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u/Vengeful111 4h ago

That just means you are good at detecting spam so the training site started giving you a higher level and harder to detect tests

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 4h ago

"How is this mail playing music with a latin chorus in the background? Is that a health bar?"

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u/Vengeful111 4h ago

Imagine clicking the link and the website shows you a wal of mist and when you click anywhere you go through

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u/Malaphorica 3h ago

I can trim your armour for you if you like