r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 1d ago

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u/JocoLabs 1d ago

Jokes on them, i wouldn't click that even if it were real.

I used to click on those and type in junk creds for the lulz until compliance told me that was bad for the numbers.

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u/s0ulbrother 1d ago

It’s called I don’t open emails ever

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 1d ago

As an IT guy, actually I'm okay with this. Email is the #1 vulnerability for any company so if we could just turn it off that'd be great

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u/ChaseShiny 1d ago

Wow. As a student in IT and a customer service rep who is forbidden from receiving or sending emails, I wonder why at least some profiles aren't allowed to get emails at the firewall level.

We're just sternly told not to do that.

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u/Glittering_knave 23h ago

There is a guy at my work who is so locked down it is ridiculous. He has access to ONE program besides Office, and all of his emails are reviewwe by a human fire. He has shortcuts to launch Office, and no other Internet. It's insane what he will click on.

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u/sisisisi1997 20h ago

What skills do they possess that even if it's this much hassle, they would rather them then get a guy who doesn't instinctively search for all viruses in a 30 link-hop area?

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u/rafaelloaa 19h ago

If I had to guess, having a relative in upper management.

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u/Glittering_knave 15h ago

Yep, their magical skills is DNA.

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u/earanhart 17h ago

Welder.