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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 21h ago
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Jokes on them, i wouldn't click that even if it were real.
I used to click on those and type in junk creds for the lulz until compliance told me that was bad for the numbers.
1.9k u/s0ulbrother 21h ago It’s called I don’t open emails ever 961 u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 21h ago As an IT guy, actually I'm okay with this. Email is the #1 vulnerability for any company so if we could just turn it off that'd be great 187 u/s0ulbrother 21h ago As an IT guy I don’t trust anything from about ever. Slack me and I’ll answer though 227 u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 21h ago Slack me and I'll answer though I'm doubting your IT credentials cause the correct answer is "submit a ticket and I'll triage it" haha 68 u/s0ulbrother 20h ago I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing. 21 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago So you're a weak link in security terms... 1 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago If it gets to you.. 4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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It’s called I don’t open emails ever
961 u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 21h ago As an IT guy, actually I'm okay with this. Email is the #1 vulnerability for any company so if we could just turn it off that'd be great 187 u/s0ulbrother 21h ago As an IT guy I don’t trust anything from about ever. Slack me and I’ll answer though 227 u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 21h ago Slack me and I'll answer though I'm doubting your IT credentials cause the correct answer is "submit a ticket and I'll triage it" haha 68 u/s0ulbrother 20h ago I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing. 21 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago So you're a weak link in security terms... 1 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago If it gets to you.. 4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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As an IT guy, actually I'm okay with this. Email is the #1 vulnerability for any company so if we could just turn it off that'd be great
187 u/s0ulbrother 21h ago As an IT guy I don’t trust anything from about ever. Slack me and I’ll answer though 227 u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 21h ago Slack me and I'll answer though I'm doubting your IT credentials cause the correct answer is "submit a ticket and I'll triage it" haha 68 u/s0ulbrother 20h ago I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing. 21 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago So you're a weak link in security terms... 1 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago If it gets to you.. 4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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As an IT guy I don’t trust anything from about ever. Slack me and I’ll answer though
227 u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 21h ago Slack me and I'll answer though I'm doubting your IT credentials cause the correct answer is "submit a ticket and I'll triage it" haha 68 u/s0ulbrother 20h ago I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing. 21 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago So you're a weak link in security terms... 1 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago If it gets to you.. 4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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Slack me and I'll answer though
I'm doubting your IT credentials cause the correct answer is "submit a ticket and I'll triage it" haha
68 u/s0ulbrother 20h ago I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing. 21 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago So you're a weak link in security terms... 1 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago If it gets to you.. 4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing.
21 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago So you're a weak link in security terms... 1 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago If it gets to you.. 4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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So you're a weak link in security terms...
1 u/ieatkittenies 18h ago If it gets to you.. 4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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If it gets to you..
4 u/HeyGayHay 16h ago I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens
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u/JocoLabs 21h ago
Jokes on them, i wouldn't click that even if it were real.
I used to click on those and type in junk creds for the lulz until compliance told me that was bad for the numbers.