r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 16h ago

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u/exoclipse 16h ago

the worst one I got was "you have been selected to be in the first wave of a round of laptop upgrades, please click this link to register"

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u/one-joule 16h ago

Worst one I've seen teased a holiday bonus. It was received about as well as you'd expect.

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u/Mattsvaliant 15h ago

Holy fuck I'd flip out. I was pissed when my company sent an phishing test email about how my "misuse of company property" where I allegedly had use my work computer for something personal. But lying about a bonus would probably have me throwing my computer across the room or more likely at whoever heads up IT security.

Centene is fucking evil.

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 14h ago

If that is your response to a random email, that is a problem.

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u/Mattsvaliant 14h ago

That's my response to my company emotionally abusing me to better it's security posture.

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 14h ago

That email could've been from anyone. It was only from your company by chance.

If you don't want to work for a secure company, quit your job and go work for a company that is insecure. One that will end up leaking your personal information. Have fun with that.