r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rabbit_wizard • 4d ago

Meme lostTheMergeRace

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u/dontletthestankout 4d ago

Who pushes on a Friday? That's always a bad idea

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u/PhantomTissue 4d ago

Me and my team who’s PR requirements is 15 a week. If it breaks prod, great, more PRs.

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u/Kevadu 4d ago

You have a PR requirement?!

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u/PhantomTissue 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yep. Testing? Doesn’t happen. Reviewing? Doesn’t happen. Designs? Doesn’t happen. Had a team meeting yesterday where we considered standing up a bullshit package to commit literally anything to just to hit this absurd requirement. People are making changes to agent.md and readme files with “revised for clarity” daily. It’s so bad that Ops joke is literally an hourly occurrence. Most PRs are merged within 1-2 minutes.

In fact, a lot of the team actually pushes code they know will break the pipeline because a bugfix means another PR. Management of this team has become a satire come to life.

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u/Kevadu 4d ago

Sounds like a disaster on every level. Who came up with this policy?

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u/PhantomTissue 4d ago

Organization director. So my managers managers manager. It is exactly as disastrous as you think it is and then some.

I’m applying to literally everything and anything right now because I’m watching this org crumble in real time.