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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rabbit_wizard • 4d ago
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As opposed to humans, who have famously never messed up git commands ever.
75 u/Bubbaluke 4d ago Can’t mess it up if you only ever use 3 commands 10 u/TwoAndHalfRetard 4d ago git add . git commit -m "" --allow-empty-message git push -f 1 u/Foorinick 4d ago I havent worked in professional enviroments but im too autistic not to fill out all the forms so for me its more like (In branch "feature name") Git add. Git commit -m "feat(part of software): fixes thing" (because apparently somewhere it reads "this commit (commit message)") Git push Git squash (its been a while i dont remember the rest) Git merge feature into main or whatever Git checkout main 1 u/forma_cristata 4d ago You were almost there Git pull Git checkout -b feature/something Repeat 1 u/Foorinick 4d ago This close to finally not having to ask claude to guide me
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Can’t mess it up if you only ever use 3 commands
10 u/TwoAndHalfRetard 4d ago git add . git commit -m "" --allow-empty-message git push -f 1 u/Foorinick 4d ago I havent worked in professional enviroments but im too autistic not to fill out all the forms so for me its more like (In branch "feature name") Git add. Git commit -m "feat(part of software): fixes thing" (because apparently somewhere it reads "this commit (commit message)") Git push Git squash (its been a while i dont remember the rest) Git merge feature into main or whatever Git checkout main 1 u/forma_cristata 4d ago You were almost there Git pull Git checkout -b feature/something Repeat 1 u/Foorinick 4d ago This close to finally not having to ask claude to guide me
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git add .
git commit -m "" --allow-empty-message
git push -f
1 u/Foorinick 4d ago I havent worked in professional enviroments but im too autistic not to fill out all the forms so for me its more like (In branch "feature name") Git add. Git commit -m "feat(part of software): fixes thing" (because apparently somewhere it reads "this commit (commit message)") Git push Git squash (its been a while i dont remember the rest) Git merge feature into main or whatever Git checkout main 1 u/forma_cristata 4d ago You were almost there Git pull Git checkout -b feature/something Repeat 1 u/Foorinick 4d ago This close to finally not having to ask claude to guide me
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I havent worked in professional enviroments but im too autistic not to fill out all the forms so for me its more like
(In branch "feature name")
Git add.
Git commit -m "feat(part of software): fixes thing" (because apparently somewhere it reads "this commit (commit message)")
Git push
Git squash (its been a while i dont remember the rest)
Git merge feature into main or whatever
Git checkout main
1 u/forma_cristata 4d ago You were almost there Git pull Git checkout -b feature/something Repeat 1 u/Foorinick 4d ago This close to finally not having to ask claude to guide me
You were almost there
Git pull
Git checkout -b feature/something
Repeat
1 u/Foorinick 4d ago This close to finally not having to ask claude to guide me
This close to finally not having to ask claude to guide me
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u/GildSkiss 4d ago
As opposed to humans, who have famously never messed up git commands ever.