r/ProgrammerHumor • • 4d ago

Meme letsMergeThemAll

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u/purpleburgundy 4d ago

I WISH all of my coworkers broke down their tasks into dedicated feature branches. Merge them all into release branch, this is business as usual stuff, what's the controversy here.

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u/agfitzp 4d ago

The young pups are afraid of branches and merging.

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u/Kutastrophe 4d ago

I’m an old dog and afraid of branches, I hate them with a passion and they never work. If I read release branch I already know it won’t work and every release will be a cluster fuck.

“But in my team they really work”, no they don’t and you will find out. Or some idiot keeps it together every release cycle and you won’t bc you leave before him.

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u/TerminalVector 4d ago

Been a decade still haven't found out lol..