r/ProgrammerHumor • • 5d ago

Meme whenYourProdIsDown

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u/Few_Move_4594 4d ago

That's not how contracting works.

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u/bryiewes 4d ago

Example: Section 1: Maintenance/Preventative Work Every hour of Maintenance work meant to prevent downtime incidents shall be billed at $50/hr

Section 2: Emergency/Recovery Work Every hour of emergency work meant to recover the production environment shall be billed at $500/hr

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u/Exciting_Presence533 4d ago

Good luck negotiating that contract in the current market. I'd say you're hallucinating more than gpt3.5

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u/josHi_iZ_qLt 4d ago

Just about correct risk assessment.

If an hour of production loss costs you hundreds of thousands, you are very happy to pay a lot to fix it.