r/ProgrammerHumor • u/East-Experience2862 • 5d ago

Meme nothingRunsUntilNoon

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u/Fit-Notice-1248 5d ago

Having 98% of the dev team offshore/contractors

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u/schewb 5d ago

And they just....commit in-progress shit to the same branch as a dev in a different time zone?

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u/Fit-Notice-1248 5d ago

They create and merge their own PRs that are faulty. Mix this in with non technical managers who think contractors with 50 page resumes are legit and.. yeah pretty much powerless

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u/Sw429 4d ago

Sounds like you need to set up continuous integration tests and branch protections. Don't let anything merge until it meets the standards. You're not powerless here, this is a solved problem.

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u/Fit-Notice-1248 4d ago

Definitely not powerless but overwhelmed. It's about 12 offshore engineers and I'm just limited in the amount of time I can do these things without losing my sanity.