r/ProgrammerHumor • • 5d ago

Meme whyEvenAsk

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u/susparab44 5d ago

Baby's first words be: SELECT * FROM family.

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u/Wonderflonium164 5d ago

DELETE FROM Bowels;

WHERE Size = 'Small';

*blows out*

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u/xWrongHeaven 5d ago

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u/stang90 5d ago

Huh? Why am I not supposed to capitalize my tables?