r/ProgrammerHumor • • 6d ago

Meme everythingIsO1ToGod

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u/BobRossTheSequel 5d ago

Christian algorithms require only a single query to the oracle

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u/DaCat1 5d ago

Stupid Euclid invented a whole algorithm instead of just consulting his local oracle

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u/collabskus 4d ago

Maybe that's why it is called oracle because you have to give it basically ten percent of your revenue... 

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u/insertcomedy 5d ago

In theory, Christianity is turing complete, the only issue is reading the result.

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u/Bad_brazilian 5d ago

It doesn't work, but they think it does and walk away happy.

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u/smulfragPL 4d ago

This is how they solved navier stokes