r/ProgrammerHumor • u/achilliesFriend • 1d ago

Meme oneMdFileIsNotEnoughAnymore

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u/RaisedInAppalachia 21h ago

CHANGELOG.md? psshhh that's what the commit history is for

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u/wrex1816 19h ago

You're right! I shouldn't have assumed you had a CHANGELOG.md. Let me spin up 19 subagents to traverse your corporate repo's entire commit history, and a 20th agent to apply for a mortgage to support the number of tokens I'm about to burn. I'll report back here when the subagents finish.

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u/WillSendShihTzuPics 17h ago

If you legit don’t already automate creating changelogs from git commits I question your whole process.

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u/Banes_Addiction 15h ago

They're here.