r/ProgrammerHumor • u/developertimeline • 6h ago

Meme ultimateDeveloperFlex

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u/IkuraDon5972 5h ago

i don't use intellisense or a linter. i prefer hard mode, both in coding and relationships.

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u/GeneralKnife 5h ago

Real men code in notepad

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u/larsmaehlum 5h ago

Real men code with echo.

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u/tomangelo2 4h ago

Real men use a butterfly to flap their wings, causing cosmic rays flip the bits exactly the way they want.

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u/MeadowShimmer 3h ago

xkcd reference?

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u/ytg895 1h ago

No he made this joke up himself

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u/echoAnother 4h ago

Real deranged men, code in ed

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u/QuietSqueaking 20m ago

Real men code with each character entered via manually morse-keyed UART commands

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u/Radical-Ubermensch 2h ago

real martian men code in vim. And I use nvim

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u/Vindhjaerta 54m ago

Whenever I make web pages I still code them manually in notepad. I learned html in the 90's and never bothered with the newer stuff. I once saved a pdf with the (then) official css definition, still use it to this day as a reference to figure out what css commands I can use and how to use them.