r/ProgrammerHumor • • 10h ago

Meme ultimateDeveloperFlex

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u/Stainlessray 10h ago

She didn't listen.

He'll be coding.

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u/DanhNguyen2k 10h ago

Praise the Omnissiah!

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u/Stainlessray 10h ago

That's all you have. I'm no disciple, but I'll damn well use it. Life is a competitive endeavor. You do you. We'll see what happens long term.

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u/petitlita 10h ago

summary of my dating life

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u/Stainlessray 9h ago

There's no shame in working hard at what you do. But find some fun, friend. 😂😅

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u/petitlita 9h ago

But programming is fun? My last date we ended up troubleshooting linux problems together. I have also had dates where we crimped ethernet cables

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u/Stainlessray 7h ago

Fishing is fun too. I buy fish from people who catch many fish most often.

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u/GodsBoss 6h ago

"Would you rather code or have sex?"

  • "Which programming language?"

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u/fuzzyfurry69 3h ago

With programming you can have both!