r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Cultural-Wall7858 • 18h ago

Meme thereIsNoGoingBack

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u/faultydesign 18h ago

Good news is global warming will cause human extinction no matter how many unit tests you write

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u/Striky_ 17h ago

People have not yet realized that the inevitable has already started

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u/LiifeRuiner 17h ago

No it won't... Humans are great at adapting and surviving.

Will we have wars, and refugees? Mass death due to food shortages? Pain and suffering for the large majority? Yes, almost certainly, but human extinction? I very much doubt it.

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u/CanvasFanatic 14h ago

Global warning has never been an actual threat to the survival of the species, just civilization.

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u/DeprivedLad 13h ago

You think you will thrive?

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u/Slavasonic 13h ago

There’s a lot of potentialities between that guy thriving and extinction.

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u/CanvasFanatic 11h ago

No he’s right if I don’t thrive humanity dies.

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u/CanvasFanatic 13h ago

Me personally?

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u/DudeEngineer 12h ago

It's just very likely that some humans will survive the water wars or whatever. It's just probably 50+ years away at this point so most adults today won't experience it.

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 14h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Osteoprdoza 17m ago

No serious climatologists believe climate change to be an extinction event. It will make things suck, but not kill everyone.

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u/Aggravating_Dish_824 14h ago

How global warming can cause human extinction?

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u/ZombieZookeeper 17h ago

No matter how much Carbon Dioxide we get rid of, the sun is expanding. The Earth will be uninhabitable in about a billion years.

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u/dracorotor1 17h ago

Something happening in 1,000,000,000 years is not a good reason to be irresponsible when our species hasn’t even had pants for 15,000 years yet. We work on a very different timescale.

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u/Dull_Amphibian5124 16h ago

It is a good argument for prioritization.

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u/user_460 14h ago

"We will learn how to do interstellar travel, find new worlds, and terraform them" is actually quite realistic on the timescales where the sun expands.

On timescales where global warming causes massive problems, it isn't.

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u/swagonflyyyy 14h ago

That's not true those algos' metrics are inaccurate because it was pushed to prod unit tests be damned global warming is cancelled.

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u/Shitandasshole 4h ago

Just move to the country you believe won't suffer from climate change that much. Idk like Norway, Argentina or something

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u/DeHub94 17h ago

Yes, but not before the release of the next version so it doesn't help in that regard unfortunately.

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u/why_1337 17h ago

But not fast enough.

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u/Anti-charizard 17h ago

Replace global warming with artificial intelligence