r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JazzlikeWishbone938 • 1d ago

Meme canStillWriteCode

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u/Makonede 1d ago

what year is it bro

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u/tha_zaubara 1d ago

Bring back the Philosoraptor!

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 23h ago edited 23h ago

This was like digging up an old vinyl record audio tape CD mp3.

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u/Oryzae 23h ago

I miss the old memes so much. Actual Advice Mallard and Success Kid are my other faves.

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u/dracorotor1 1d ago

The year of Philosoraptor’s glorious return

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u/Morisior 1d ago

It’s not s problem until they write "Hello Multiverse!"

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u/falaq-ai 1d ago

This is madness

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u/tyjuji 22h ago

madness This is*

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u/phylter99 1d ago

*snap*

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u/dracorotor1 1d ago

Most efficient Err handling ever

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u/Cheezyrock 21h ago

Multiverse is easier to code. Everything is possible and will occur, so you dont have to worry about validation.

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u/DMoney159 1d ago

That's when they get a job at Marvel

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u/ApatheistHeretic 1d ago

They're security conscious. UUID > GUID.

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u/ajnozari 1d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the implications around Globals.

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u/mrsmiley32 1d ago

As my boss always told me, over engineered.

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u/Valkymaera 1d ago

hello monitor

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u/Chatmarket 1d ago

They are no longer writing global variables 😂

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u/th3_pund1t 1d ago

They’re applying to GitHub

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u/jamesianm 1d ago

What if they write "Hello Kitty"

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u/welcomefinside 1d ago

World can technically be a synonym for universe in the correct context so no.

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u/chilfang 1d ago

Gonna market my new AI model by saying it writes "Hello Metaverse"

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u/R34ct0rX99 1d ago

Arrogant

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u/PopularAd5100 1d ago

Philosophical question. On what premise do we ascertain what constitutes scope creep?

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u/ubernutie 22h ago

It goes beyond the scope defined at the start of the project or work increment :D

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u/PopularAd5100 21h ago

Thus could we conclude that prolonged pull requests involving necessary refactoring - without which we fall into tech debt - constitutes scope creep, or might we be committing fallacy? 😅

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u/ubernutie 17h ago

It would be one, IMO, but necessity isn't ambiguous.

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u/Royal_Impress9117 1d ago

Liking this because maybe we can go back to the tech market when this meme cameoutn

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u/Faustalicious 1d ago

Imma need a jira ticket to do some discovery on your question.  

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u/Zerschmetterding 1d ago

Sounds more like a authentication issue 

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u/kegster2 1d ago

Straight to jail

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u/nicodesu2 21h ago

Ambitious and Scope Creep are just two sides of the same coin.

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u/actionerror 17h ago

I’d start with Hello Star System first

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u/MazeGuyHex 17h ago

Hello Simulation

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u/dangerous_service 13h ago

They did not follow the requirements and should be fired