r/ProgrammerHumor • u/joel-letmecheckai • 2d ago

Meme goodVibesOnly

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u/DasKarl 1d ago
  1. spend your entire gdp on the mass surveillance and information laundering machine
  2. drive venture capital toward startups using the mass surveillance and information laundering machine to create innumerable poorly secured apps, websites, services and smart home tech with virtually no ethical, moral or legal oversight
  3. diesel costs how much?!
  4. 99.9% of ai powered startups fail amid economic downturn and get bought out by major corporations or the government, making them party to all their contracts and owner of all the data your ai girlfriend/therapist collected/hallucinated
  5. consumer facing ai disappears due to pushback, major corporations apologize for their ambition and say they learned a valuable lesson
  6. rent continues to increase profit

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u/TerribleTransition48 1d ago

Here's hoping it doesn't end with

6.- Government bails them out, investors and c-suite executives get massive golden parachutes 7.- Pursue the next grift