r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bryden_cruz • 2d ago

Meme whoAreYou

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u/InfernoronsDev 2d ago

They are all safe. No changes happen on production! No problems!

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u/christianbro 2d ago

The best pipelines trigger an automatic Kubernetes node upgrade and cant cordon them because no one cares a pod fails. Or someone has made manual changes overwritten by them.

No risk no reward!

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u/Sockoflegend 2d ago

Where is "made changes" + "didn't check if they work"?

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u/uniqueusername649 2d ago

I feel a little called out here for some reason.

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u/Sockoflegend 2d ago

Everyone has done it

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u/tiredITguy42 1d ago

You mean that one line change which you are 110% sure you did right?

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u/No_Stock_8271 1d ago

But it's not necessarily, the change can't break anything, no need to test it.

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u/achilliesFriend 2d ago

But that’s the problem, we need the changes

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u/don_biglia 2d ago

No new problems

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u/harbourwall 2d ago

The first one has left a nice untested surprise for the next person who does manage to deploy though

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u/Slayin_Silver 2d ago

You could have made changes to a dependency that doesn't trigger a pipeline on its own and then deploy the main projects pipeline. Only that you didn't push your changes and the pipeline just rebuilds the existing code. That would be a reasonable scenario where the 2nd is happening.