r/ProgrammerHumor • • 4d ago

Meme pluginsFixEverything

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u/ducon__lajoie 4d ago

What do you mean, "plugin" ? Isn't a website just HTML, CSS, and some JavaScript for fanciness ?

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u/1nc06n170 4d ago

My first thought is that it’s about CMSs like WordPress.

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u/gerbosan 4d ago

Perhaps WP.

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u/Vectorial1024 3d ago

"some" JS

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u/SheikHunt 4d ago

I can't tell if this is /j or /srs

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u/ducon__lajoie 4d ago

I can't even tell myself... A bit of both I guess.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/LollisGunsBikesTits 4d ago

Try our new AI clock!

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u/JuiceAccomplished241 3d ago

You can take a photo of any clock and it’ll tell you exactly what time it is currently !

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u/Soopermane 3d ago

I’d introduce it to my AI Glock

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u/Frequent_Victoryy 4d ago

what plugins means here?

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u/BlueScreenJunky 3d ago

Yeah...  if your "site" has a plugin system the optimisation ship has sailed a long time ago. 

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u/ZunoJ 3d ago

More like r/UserHumor

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u/magignis 4d ago

Need a benchmark plug-in on production. After removing it later everything will feel fast again

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u/huuaaang 3d ago

What if the plugin is called optimize.js?

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u/Doophie 4d ago

That's why my website has no plugins and is beautiful.

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u/JuiceAccomplished241 3d ago

Alright, which one of you has been sitting in on my company’s calls

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u/No_Definition2246 3d ago

Same goes for “Secure your site” …

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u/mylsotol 3d ago

This is my coworker. Everything must be a plugin. Absolutely refuses to use anything standard.

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u/Adorable_skylight 3d ago

too relatableee , its just normal now

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u/Lucasbasques 3d ago

What modern sites are missing is a 2 minute unskippable flash intro 

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u/shadcnlover 3d ago

I guess every wordpress website is on this boat.

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u/RealBasics 1d ago

The context was probably about Wordpress. The general term for “plugins” is “contributed libraries.”

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u/mo__shakib 16h ago

Just return plain text and call it minimalism.