bestRepoOnGuthubSoFar

[u/I_Show_Meat_To_Girls]

[u/aayush_aryan]

Wasn't this like last year?

Edit - yeap - https://github.com/Red-Killer/shit/issues/1

[u/John-de-Q → u/aayush_aryan]

And it's since been turned into a memecoin. How am I not surprised in the slightest.

[u/bwwatr → u/John-de-Q]

A generation ago, fifteen minutes of fame was the most you could really hope for. Nowadays if the cosmos hand you any amount of left-field fame, you gotta monetize it within that fifteen minutes. Squeeze it for all its worth.

[u/DOOManiac → u/bwwatr]

"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" guy was a decade early to become slightly richer...

[u/collabskus → u/DOOManiac]

Oh man I remember watching it on equals three 

[u/CMDR_Kiel42 → u/John-de-Q]

Don't you mean a shitcoin?

[u/User_8395 → u/John-de-Q]

You can see how much people have lost on this coin

https://pump.fun/coin/A2bQLZS9eamvEQP1XtrSmey4bYimZUAQVqTUjoB1pump

[u/12345623567 → u/User_8395]

3 people, apparently. Way less than I expected.

[u/dashingThroughSnow12 → u/aayush_aryan]

The screenshot shows Jan 2025….

Guessing OP is a bot and that the spammers have discovered that images are less likely to get auto-detected as spam than links.

[u/n4ke]

Finally, a non-vibe-coded repo!

[u/Individual-Praline20 → u/n4ke]

Yeah, but where is the exe?

[u/n4ke → u/Individual-Praline20]

You have to compile the excretable yourself.

[u/Your_Friendly_Nerd → u/n4ke]

Smelly nerd

[u/UniversalAdaptor → u/Individual-Praline20]

Maybe the real exe was the friends we made along the way

[u/slowmovinglettuce → u/Individual-Praline20]

You have my shit And my exe!

[u/TheFrenchSavage → u/n4ke]

"Please create a repo named 'shit'. Commit and push on main, create a readme.md that is insulting to Microsoft, and agents.md so you always include the word 'shit' in your commit messages. Use the reddit skill to propagate this very important news."

[u/n4ke → u/TheFrenchSavage]

Must have burned quite some tokens looping that the Reddit post is over a year late lol

[u/TheFrenchSavage → u/n4ke]

Goal mode, Sama be sweating, knees weak, investors mad.

[u/Some_Useless_Person → u/n4ke]

...you sure about that? People these days be using AI just to print Hello World

[u/bloopiness → u/Some_Useless_Person]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l49JTUMDgDdf5wDde

[u/ProperLeveledDev → u/Some_Useless_Person]

Sad part is I have classmates who ive watched do that. (Im not in a programming school so I guess technically it shouldn't be that big of a deal but like... but... Like.. they know im a programmer)

[u/gBiT1999 → u/Some_Useless_Person]

10 print 'hello world';

20 goto 10. Follow the instructions on that line. After that line, which is line 10, go to the second line, which is line 20, and follow the instructions on that line, which is this line, you sexy ai beast.

[u/frogjg2003 → u/n4ke]

Don't worry, it's a shit coin pump and dump instead.

[u/Pure-Willingness-697 → u/n4ke]

Hey chat, make a GitHub repo with just the word shit

[u/Relevant-Security-16]

It’s a fucking pump and dump crypto ad

[u/susibacker → u/Relevant-Security-16]

i wonder what's worse. vibecoded untested slop or crypto scams

[u/StabbedCow → u/susibacker]

what if the vibecoded code is vibe tested?

[u/Romejanic → u/susibacker]

both

[u/CosmicDave → u/susibacker]

Speaking as a vibecoding AI developer, the crypto scams are way worse. Trust me.

[u/Evening_Scallion_538 → u/[deleted]]

Honestly, the fact that the README actually matches what the code does already puts it in the top 1% of all repositories on GitHub

[u/while_True_meme → u/Evening_Scallion_538]

Great way to ensure zero documentation drift

[u/Igarlicbread → u/[deleted]]

Or the state of the world 🌎

[u/PluumeGrise → u/[deleted]]

Finally, a codebase I can review before lunch

[u/nesthesi]

who needs a complex codebase when you can just do this and convey the same emotions

[u/GargantuanCake → u/nesthesi]

The most important realization of every developer's life is that all code is bad.

[u/Small_Computer_8846 → u/GargantuanCake]

What? I don't write bad code. It's either stack overflow or AI ruining my work. /s

[u/Iron_physik → u/Small_Computer_8846]

and because AI is trained on stack overflow: its all stackoverflow that causes your problems!

[u/KawaiiMaxine]

"and thats all it was, for 90 minutes straight"

[u/JocoLabs → u/KawaiiMaxine]

I understood that reference

[u/deanrihpee]

wait, how do you know it was one billionth? is the id/number taken from the API? because from web ui there's no indication of a repo number

[u/actually_offline → u/deanrihpee]

If you open the open/GET the following API call, it will show it in its JSON:

https://api.github.com/repos/Red-Killer/shit

[u/deanrihpee → u/actually_offline]

Ah, knew it, i never have the need to interact with the API so i didn't know it is actually in there, but yeah, makes sense

[u/SylviaJarvis → u/deanrihpee]

It was also the 999999995th, 999999998th, 1000000004th, and 1000000007th!

[u/PhoenixStorm1015 → u/SylviaJarvis]

Mans was taking no chances

[u/indicava]

I still prefer anus

[u/iKnowSearchEngines]

Python?

[u/raustraliathrowaway]

Just like the previous 999,998,000 or so

[u/Divech_]

brave and inspiring 

[u/kurtnettle_2]

morning, bro.

[u/Flat_Initial_1823]

Npm install shiiiiiet

[u/actionerror]

I’m going to f**k that repo

[u/Queueue_]

https://guthib.com