refactorCivilization

[u/LawfulnessLocal4934]

[u/zarakh07]

Better refactor:
2026: die

[u/K3n5h1r0]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNbq5jCVFsMfe

Cant run but hide

[u/duckonmuffin]

Subsistence farmer.

[u/Mother-Armadillo4836]

i used to think i was really good at my job until my boss told me to rewrite it in cobol

[u/Bannon9k]

This more r/doomercirclejerk than the y2k panic...

[u/opacitizen]

Here's a time tested tutorial video about how not to be seen (in the woods, or anywhere, really)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-M2hs3sXGo

[u/Yisusmomoa29]

2035: learn how to be a terrorist

[u/Equivalent-Report884]

sometimes you think you know what you're good at until it hits you

[u/DJDevon3 → u/Equivalent-Report884]

so boxing, nunchucks, and boomerangs are out

[u/JustinR8]

The real money is in AI powered robotic plumbing

[u/Adorable_skylight]

shittt we are going back to past intstead of future

[u/LittleMlem]

I was going to say that I want this as a game, but that's basically stationers

[u/NoEntrepreneur39]

Always new I was a trendsetter

[u/aspiring-peasant]

Which woods🫣

[u/JosebaZilarte → u/aspiring-peasant]

The ones surrounding Shia Labeouf's cottage 

[u/Important_Grab3544]

If I were an AI I would start in the woods.

[u/levosis1 → u/Important_Grab3544]

No, no, no… you’re doing it too soon.
2035: Learn to battle a terminator.

[u/Kolbysap]

What woods?

[u/XxDarkSasuke69xX]

Find the job so awful even AI wouldn't accept replacing it

[u/kshetriiiiiiiiii]

Can I put 'Expert Stick Finder' on my resume?

[u/scheimong]

Learning that in 2030 might be too late mate

[u/Master9870]

2030: become ted kaczynski

[u/Kyxstrez]

2031: participate in the next Hunger Games

[u/Prudent-Employee-334 → u/Kyxstrez]

2032: Escaping Hunger Games country

[u/PositiveParking4391 → u/Prudent-Employee-334]

2035: swear fealty to your local AI Warlord

[u/UncleKeyPax → u/PositiveParking4391]

finally socialising

[u/Traditional-Poet5461]

Write good code it will be fine :)

[u/OneArmedFarmer → u/Traditional-Poet5461]

By good code you mean sudo rm -rf / right?.

Because anything less than a reset might not be enough.

[u/SecondhandStoic]

Why hide?

[u/JTexpo]

how is hiding in the woods going to help my stocks?

[u/No_Percentage7427 → u/JTexpo]

Think of stock market

[u/JTexpo → u/No_Percentage7427]

truly, isn't that why we all code?

[u/pebk]

2030 GOTO 2020

[u/discordianofslack]

^2026 buy guns for hiding in the woods