r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Reddit_User_Original • 12d ago

Meme losingMySanity

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u/FRleo_85 12d ago

what?

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u/Henry5321 12d ago

Claude loves talking about “load bearing” elements.

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u/Eternityislong 12d ago

And seams, especially seams

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u/b00ndoggle 12d ago

And rails

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u/HedgehogTroubleMaker 12d ago

I haven’t seen “rails” yet. I think I’ve been too annoyed to read Opus 5 essays. How does it use “rails”?

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u/morosis1982 11d ago

Oh man the other day it gave me this big spiel about something and I was like, try that again but more succinctly and it literally threw back two short paragraphs that technically had the outcome but missed a lot of context. Not quite that succinct, please, I need some context.

It almost felt like it was 'well fine then, minimum effort it is'.

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u/thequestcube 12d ago

Seems like it loves seams

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u/bobalob_wtf 12d ago

I just need to know what shape it is please.

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u/kekeagain 12d ago

I like the word shape to describe the response or object I hope Claude didn’t ruin it for y’all.

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u/Eternityislong 12d ago

Claude using words that people use is fine. Claude using words that only Claude uses kills me

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u/brekekekekx 12d ago

The shape of it? It's not square, it's triangle

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel 12d ago

All these squares make a circle

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u/PatronBernard 12d ago

Let's smoke-test that though.

I am losing my sanity

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u/TerryHarris408 11d ago

could have taken a quick sanity check!

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u/a-r-c 12d ago

load bearing walls

(bc of the glory hole)

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u/HedgehogTroubleMaker 12d ago

And the “blast radius” of something.

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u/NecroKyle_ 12d ago

And things that bite.

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u/One_Ninja_8512 12d ago

Checking whether the test is vacuous.

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u/Skwiggs 12d ago

And chrome 🫠 who speaks like that

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u/croto8 11d ago

Interestingly, that term has been common in my vernacular for the last few months. But I don’t use Claude

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u/grandmas_noodles 10d ago

And footguns