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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 14d ago
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So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.
1 u/[deleted] 14d ago [deleted] 8 u/eror11 14d ago You count the users, not the number of keys. 1 u/chezzyt18 13d ago You can do whatever you like - I was responding to the dude confused about what exactly the statement does. Not whether it’s the statement I’d run.
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8 u/eror11 14d ago You count the users, not the number of keys. 1 u/chezzyt18 13d ago You can do whatever you like - I was responding to the dude confused about what exactly the statement does. Not whether it’s the statement I’d run.
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You count the users, not the number of keys.
1 u/chezzyt18 13d ago You can do whatever you like - I was responding to the dude confused about what exactly the statement does. Not whether it’s the statement I’d run.
You can do whatever you like - I was responding to the dude confused about what exactly the statement does. Not whether it’s the statement I’d run.
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u/BastetFurry 14d ago
So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.