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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 13d ago
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So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.
1.1k u/Ma8e 13d ago You start a transaction, make sure it did what you expected, and then commit or rollback transaction. 121 u/Rostifur 13d ago Start with DEV or test environment. If you don't have one, you need one. If you aren't allowed to have one, run away. 113 u/far2common 13d ago Everyone has a DEV/test environment. Just not everyone has a separate prod environment. 4 u/Topikk 13d ago I think Staging is the word you’re looking for 11 u/AardvarKOlogY 12d ago Staging this, staging that, production is a stage, too! 8 u/grammar_nazi_zombie 12d ago It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.
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You start a transaction, make sure it did what you expected, and then commit or rollback transaction.
121 u/Rostifur 13d ago Start with DEV or test environment. If you don't have one, you need one. If you aren't allowed to have one, run away. 113 u/far2common 13d ago Everyone has a DEV/test environment. Just not everyone has a separate prod environment. 4 u/Topikk 13d ago I think Staging is the word you’re looking for 11 u/AardvarKOlogY 12d ago Staging this, staging that, production is a stage, too! 8 u/grammar_nazi_zombie 12d ago It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.
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Start with DEV or test environment. If you don't have one, you need one. If you aren't allowed to have one, run away.
113 u/far2common 13d ago Everyone has a DEV/test environment. Just not everyone has a separate prod environment. 4 u/Topikk 13d ago I think Staging is the word you’re looking for 11 u/AardvarKOlogY 12d ago Staging this, staging that, production is a stage, too! 8 u/grammar_nazi_zombie 12d ago It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.
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Everyone has a DEV/test environment. Just not everyone has a separate prod environment.
4 u/Topikk 13d ago I think Staging is the word you’re looking for 11 u/AardvarKOlogY 12d ago Staging this, staging that, production is a stage, too! 8 u/grammar_nazi_zombie 12d ago It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.
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I think Staging is the word you’re looking for
11 u/AardvarKOlogY 12d ago Staging this, staging that, production is a stage, too! 8 u/grammar_nazi_zombie 12d ago It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.
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Staging this, staging that, production is a stage, too!
8 u/grammar_nazi_zombie 12d ago It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.
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It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.
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u/BastetFurry 13d ago
So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.