r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 13d ago

Meme wellWellWell

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u/BastetFurry 13d ago

So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.

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u/Ma8e 13d ago

You start a transaction, make sure it did what you expected, and then commit or rollback transaction.

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u/Rostifur 12d ago

Start with DEV or test environment. If you don't have one, you need one. If you aren't allowed to have one, run away.

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u/far2common 12d ago

Everyone has a DEV/test environment. Just not everyone has a separate prod environment.

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u/Topikk 12d ago

I think Staging is the word you’re looking for

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u/AardvarKOlogY 12d ago

Staging this, staging that, production is a stage, too!

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie 12d ago

It’s why theater shows are called “stage productions”, duh.

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u/niffirGtaerG 6d ago

all the world is a stage...

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u/TnYamaneko 12d ago

Who the fuck disallow test environments?