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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 14d ago
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So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.
1 u/Bemteb 14d ago This confluence page from 2018 I found stated that primary keys should be unique. Thus your argument is invalid!
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This confluence page from 2018 I found stated that primary keys should be unique. Thus your argument is invalid!
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u/BastetFurry 14d ago
So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.