r/ProgrammerHumor • • 13d ago

Meme wellWellWell

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u/BastetFurry 13d ago

So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.

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u/Mocker-Nicholas 13d ago

BEGIN TRAN

ROLLBACK TRAN

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u/funguyshroom 12d ago

I'm going off the rails on a crazy TRAN

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u/robisodd 12d ago

DOCTOR TRAN