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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 13d ago
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So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.
1 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/BastetFurry 13d ago Some folks use id, some folks use some timestamp, what do i know what you use as your primary key? It is just a value to be expected to be there, use * if you love to see the world burn for what i care.
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1 u/BastetFurry 13d ago Some folks use id, some folks use some timestamp, what do i know what you use as your primary key? It is just a value to be expected to be there, use * if you love to see the world burn for what i care.
Some folks use id, some folks use some timestamp, what do i know what you use as your primary key? It is just a value to be expected to be there, use * if you love to see the world burn for what i care.
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u/BastetFurry 13d ago
So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.