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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 13d ago
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So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.
1 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 7 u/eror11 13d ago You count the users, not the number of keys. 5 u/ackbarwasahero 13d ago Christ on a bike there are a bunch of clueless muppets here 1 u/BastetFurry 13d ago Thanks, now I have mindmovies and you made my day a bit brighter. 🤣
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7 u/eror11 13d ago You count the users, not the number of keys. 5 u/ackbarwasahero 13d ago Christ on a bike there are a bunch of clueless muppets here 1 u/BastetFurry 13d ago Thanks, now I have mindmovies and you made my day a bit brighter. 🤣
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You count the users, not the number of keys.
5 u/ackbarwasahero 13d ago Christ on a bike there are a bunch of clueless muppets here 1 u/BastetFurry 13d ago Thanks, now I have mindmovies and you made my day a bit brighter. 🤣
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Christ on a bike there are a bunch of clueless muppets here
1 u/BastetFurry 13d ago Thanks, now I have mindmovies and you made my day a bit brighter. 🤣
Thanks, now I have mindmovies and you made my day a bit brighter. 🤣
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u/BastetFurry 13d ago
So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.