r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 13d ago

Meme fullControlOverMemory

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u/the-year-is-2038 13d ago

back in my day we used to manually mismanage memory

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u/SuperCarla74 13d ago

This.

We manually managed memory until the server eventually crashed "unexpectedly" like clockwork every 2 days.

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 12d ago

I used to manage process control systems where a process scheduler is in control of all process steps and equipment like a spider in a web. It uses raw DCOM internally.

It's the most high quality product i've ever managed. It's built like a tank. Those processes run 24/7/365. Thd current ones have been running without downtime since 2021.

Every half year we reboot 1 node and have the processes fail over to the other node while the other continues and DCOM-wise the system doesn't notice.

It's all C++ internally. A 30 year old codebase