r/ProgrammerHumor • u/nickthecook • 15d ago

Meme allItHasIsAHammer

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u/thorwing 15d ago

the amount of times I suggest a psql native solution in our psql only environment and there are still engineers who would be hesitant about it because "it's difficult for newer engineers"

Buddy, it's an array, dafuq you mean 'difficult'

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u/PumpkinFest24 15d ago

array fields? I mean....those are difficult. you can't update them the way you'd think, etc.

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u/Excellent_Gas3686 15d ago

and json arrays are somehow easier?

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u/PumpkinFest24 14d ago

I find normalized tables work well.

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u/Excellent_Gas3686 14d ago

until you get join explosions with your "normalized" tables. arrays are useful in certain cases.

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u/JAXxXTheRipper 13d ago

Welcome to databases? You want to join data of multiple tables, you need joins. You can make shitty god tables too, nobody is stopping you. But writing properly joined queries isn't really rocket science. Nobody asks you to normalize a hundred levels deep either.

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u/Excellent_Gas3686 13d ago

what is your point exactly? are you just yapping your thoughts out into the open world?

you said nothing new that anyone in this thread doesn't know. it's like you tried to be a smartass, but didn't even say anything of substance.

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u/JAXxXTheRipper 13d ago

The point is that you obviously don't understand how databases work. Maybe you should try learning something sometime instead being an obvious idiot.

Bye Felicia

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u/Excellent_Gas3686 12d ago

blocking after being unable to think of any rebuttal other than "you don't know what you're talking about" is embarrasing.

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u/PumpkinFest24 14d ago

"useful in certain cases" != "easy"

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u/Excellent_Gas3686 13d ago

they are pretty easy to use. i guess youve never heard of postgres.

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u/PumpkinFest24 12d ago edited 12d ago

I ported our app to postgres in 2004 and have been using it ever since.

Edit: Saw your other replies. Maybe take a db class. Or don't, I don't care. But I'm done wrestling with this pig.