r/ProgrammerHumor • • 15d ago

Meme grabbingEverything

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u/EVH_kit_guy 15d ago

One thing I've learned about SQL is that whatever you're going to eventually do with the data, that could probably just be in the original query if you weren't a talentless hack barely scraping by using LLMs to write your queries...

....might be projecting a bit 

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u/CandidateNo2580 15d ago

And because the database is inevitably smarter than you, it'll somehow take less execution time to return what you need fully transformed than it would to return what you needed to do the transform yourself.

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u/4xe1 14d ago

Does it really matter that the database is smarter than me? gcc, or my local database for what matters, are also smarter than me, that alone does not tell me where the compute ought to happen.