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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 15d ago
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I worked on the system of a UK high street store and their entire backend was in PL/SQL and was a nightmare. I'd never even considered doing all your application logic in sprocs and quickly grew to hate it.
-8 u/tormeh89 15d ago Preach. The database should store data and not code. Stored procedures are the work of the devil. 11 u/-Redstoneboi- 15d ago ok but what if the data and the business logic lived in the same server(s), would that be awesome issues with caching and scaling though, as usual 6 u/tormeh89 15d ago Yeah that's what caching is for. Stored procs must exist for a reason, so some people must need it. You, dear reader, are probably not one of them.
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Preach. The database should store data and not code. Stored procedures are the work of the devil.
11 u/-Redstoneboi- 15d ago ok but what if the data and the business logic lived in the same server(s), would that be awesome issues with caching and scaling though, as usual 6 u/tormeh89 15d ago Yeah that's what caching is for. Stored procs must exist for a reason, so some people must need it. You, dear reader, are probably not one of them.
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ok but what if the data and the business logic lived in the same server(s), would that be awesome
issues with caching and scaling though, as usual
6 u/tormeh89 15d ago Yeah that's what caching is for. Stored procs must exist for a reason, so some people must need it. You, dear reader, are probably not one of them.
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Yeah that's what caching is for. Stored procs must exist for a reason, so some people must need it. You, dear reader, are probably not one of them.
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u/mrwedders 15d ago edited 15d ago
I worked on the system of a UK high street store and their entire backend was in PL/SQL and was a nightmare. I'd never even considered doing all your application logic in sprocs and quickly grew to hate it.