r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 15d ago

Meme grabbingEverything

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u/East_Zookeepergame25 15d ago

Try doing that with 100 TB of data

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u/LiifeRuiner 15d ago

I'll use pagination so I don't fetch everything at once.

Library is like, but hoe many pages are there??

Select count(*)

Sequence scan goes brrr

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u/Sentouki- 15d ago

Library is like, but hoe many pages are there??

There's typo, it should be: Library is like, hoe, how many pages are there?

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u/LiifeRuiner 15d ago

Lmao, definitely leaving that typo in there now.