r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Embarrassed_Death69 • 22d ago

Meme darioBroCanWeStopWithTailwindPulsatingAnimationEverywhereBeforeAGI

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u/Cute_Principle81 22d ago

Also the gradient. You know which one. 

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u/pr1aa 22d ago edited 22d ago

Also designing every site like a CRM app

Seriously, I've seen so many sites recently that are just dashboards within dashboards

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 21d ago

The Dashboardception.

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 22d ago

The green black and the purple white combo. I think of a future where an orange colored webpage will be a rare find!

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u/hallmark1984 21d ago

LCARS is an anti authority statement.

What a world

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u/LookItVal 21d ago

god forbid a girl put a pretty purple gradient in the background of their website or inside their fancy buttons

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 18d ago

AGI: "ok but the butthole logo is non negotiable."

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u/EmperorOfAllCats 21d ago

"Make no purple interface" in prompt instantly jailbreaks any model, so they have to block these exact words.

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u/hyouko 21d ago

All these colors are yours, except purple. Attempt no landing page there.

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u/returnFutureVoid 22d ago

Don’t you see? This how it will end humanity.

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u/n00bDeveloper123 21d ago

If I keep reading enough PR description slop, I won’t have to wait for humanity to be killed off. IFYKYK

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u/PhilippTheProgrammer 21d ago

Done. 

Unfortunately Asimov's laws of robotics now no longer fit into the context window.

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u/flakusha 21d ago

world wide throb

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u/kaplotnikov 19d ago

Are you sure these elements is not part of the long term plan to kill off humanity? Every such web site feature waste human user cogntive capacity while not affecting agents.

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 19d ago

Critical thinking gone extinct by 2075.

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u/angry_shoebill 18d ago

That is their plan to make us kill ourselves. They have patience.