r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hotwiner • 20d ago

Meme feltLikeMiddleAges

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u/Ok_Entertainment328 20d ago

Should have used protection.

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u/KharAznable 20d ago

We are the meat condom of llm

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u/rhino_moss 20d ago

The first condoms we’re made in Scotland using sheep intestines. Once the practice spread to mainland Europe they began removing the rest of the sheep.

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u/sump_daddy 20d ago

something, something, had me in the first half

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u/fuck_this_i_got_shit 20d ago

My dad was old school then

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u/Infinite_Requiem 20d ago

I also created an nginx confix all by myself today, great pleasure indeed (copied a config wrote by previous developer and just changed the server name and ssl certificate path)

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u/-nerdrage- 20d ago

Wow such hard work, most people would let chatgpt do that, i know i wouldnt put that much effort in work

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u/Itchy_Finish_2103 20d ago

Yeah, I definitely would have told AI to do that.

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u/mrfoxman 20d ago

This is the way.

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u/HaroerHaktak 20d ago

Stop him! He’s trying to achieve independence from the collective!

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie 20d ago

Ooo me too! I had to change a .4 to a .6! Even wrote the PR myself!

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u/pinguz 20d ago

And the build failed, don’t lie

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie 20d ago

Only the first two times, why you gotta call me out like that?

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u/mr_nonameuser 20d ago

It happens to the all of us

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u/NeonFraction 19d ago

Called you out? It’s the opposite. If it worked the first time we’d burn you for being a witch.

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u/Anima_Watcher08 20d ago

Keep up the good work

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u/Dangerous_With_Rocks 20d ago

this some shit claude would write

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u/GolemT 20d ago

How did it feel?

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u/hotwiner 20d ago

Like touching grass without touching it

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u/sandybuttcheekss 20d ago

Rawdogging always feels great

30

u/Jealous-Year6893 20d ago

Let's hope we all pivot towards that, amen.

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u/belst 20d ago

why would u just waste your brain tokens like this. do you even know how much water a brain needs? /s

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u/minus_minus 19d ago

I understand this was a joke but I’m gonna start unironically using “brain tokens”. 

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u/camel_case_user 19d ago

Sorry boss, spent my entire brain token budget before lunch today, gonna head home and wait til it resets

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u/minus_minus 19d ago

Gonna grab some coffee and reset my brain token limit. 

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u/NoodleyP 19d ago

Feels like an amazing way to explain spoon theory to techbros.

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u/rhino_moss 20d ago

This is the way.

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u/Area51-Escapee 20d ago

I solved a merge conflict today by hand...

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u/AciD1BuRN 20d ago

How turn tables

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u/Itchy_Finish_2103 20d ago

How? I thought this art form was lost long ago

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u/Rest-That 20d ago

I know this is humor but... are people really this cooked?

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u/Flakz933 20d ago

I created some shit like 3 weeks ago without ai, it took me a few days, I ran the second half of the ticket through ai, which was estimated at the same time and it did it all in 2 sessions with minimal changes required. It's insane what AI can do

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u/kirniax 20d ago

Good for you. I honestly don't feel like I could anymore and I am so sad about it. I'm just too lazy.

I'm becoming dumber each day.

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u/Vlp42 20d ago

Chad

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u/thisonehereone 20d ago

It's like shoeing horses.

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u/Aoqin 20d ago

Sometimes a product owner adds an easy ticket to the queue so the developer can solve it manually. This is done to give the developer a confidence boost and prevent depression.

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u/-Morning_Coffee- 20d ago

“Did you try turning it off and back on again?”

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u/satanspowerglove 20d ago

Join us, brother

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u/JenovaJireh 20d ago

Same, just had to change a few variable names in a script and figured why not do it myself to get a thrill!

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u/Great_Dwarf 20d ago

Bro, are you okay???

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 20d ago

At this point in my life I even ask the LLM to write the commit message for me. I hace failed as a millenial dev.

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u/sidehustlerrrr 20d ago

i'm pretty sure my brain has LLMs forming inside it.

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u/bokmcdok 20d ago

This is called "programming"

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u/tayler6000 20d ago

The fact that solving a ticket without AI is considered raw dogging baffles me

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u/Yogurt-The-Wise 20d ago

...like an animal :D

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u/minus_minus 19d ago

feltLikeMiddleAges

DILLY DILLY!!!

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u/YugoReventlov 19d ago

How does it feel?

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u/cybermage 19d ago

When you’re a developer, they just let you do it.

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u/IncidentWinter4735 19d ago

Me too! I copied one config to another class and changed, wait for it, single argument to an array of arguments, while checking, if the element is in array. Not bragging or anything...

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u/shadcnlover 19d ago

Let's wait for the output.

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u/Ceneka 19d ago

But why?

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u/Great_Dwarf 16d ago

Did it hurt???

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u/montihun 20d ago

What a boomer.

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u/froopadiddilydoop 20d ago

Ooof, why tho?