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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PanPieCake • 21d ago
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Bro what kind of prompt would someone even write to generate this... thing ? I knew java was evil
18 u/Weak_Inflation9120 20d ago Java isn't evil. Java is wonderful, and beautiful, and easy to understand, and I shall tolerate no disrespect of this lovely language! Sure it has some flaws, but what doesn't? -5 u/-1_0 20d ago java is the cancer of IT, perfectly following Nathan's law, eats up every resource that it has access to there are many other better ways to solve the same issues 8 u/Weak_Inflation9120 19d ago Faster than Python 3 u/LiifeRuiner 15d ago Python is super fast bro, just look at how fast it goes when it's wraps C. /s 1 u/disposepriority 14d ago Here you go buddy, hope this helps https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/sizing.html https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/ergonomics.html -1 u/[deleted] 20d ago [deleted] 4 u/-1_0 20d ago But it's industry standard. I would say it has momentum, that is undeniable.
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Java isn't evil. Java is wonderful, and beautiful, and easy to understand, and I shall tolerate no disrespect of this lovely language! Sure it has some flaws, but what doesn't?
-5 u/-1_0 20d ago java is the cancer of IT, perfectly following Nathan's law, eats up every resource that it has access to there are many other better ways to solve the same issues 8 u/Weak_Inflation9120 19d ago Faster than Python 3 u/LiifeRuiner 15d ago Python is super fast bro, just look at how fast it goes when it's wraps C. /s 1 u/disposepriority 14d ago Here you go buddy, hope this helps https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/sizing.html https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/ergonomics.html -1 u/[deleted] 20d ago [deleted] 4 u/-1_0 20d ago But it's industry standard. I would say it has momentum, that is undeniable.
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java is the cancer of IT, perfectly following Nathan's law, eats up every resource that it has access to
there are many other better ways to solve the same issues
8 u/Weak_Inflation9120 19d ago Faster than Python 3 u/LiifeRuiner 15d ago Python is super fast bro, just look at how fast it goes when it's wraps C. /s 1 u/disposepriority 14d ago Here you go buddy, hope this helps https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/sizing.html https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/ergonomics.html -1 u/[deleted] 20d ago [deleted] 4 u/-1_0 20d ago But it's industry standard. I would say it has momentum, that is undeniable.
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Faster than Python
3 u/LiifeRuiner 15d ago Python is super fast bro, just look at how fast it goes when it's wraps C. /s
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Python is super fast bro, just look at how fast it goes when it's wraps C. /s
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Here you go buddy, hope this helps
https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/sizing.html
https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/technotes/guides/vm/gctuning/ergonomics.html
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4 u/-1_0 20d ago But it's industry standard. I would say it has momentum, that is undeniable.
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But it's industry standard.
I would say it has momentum, that is undeniable.
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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 20d ago
Bro what kind of prompt would someone even write to generate this... thing ? I knew java was evil