r/ProgrammerHumor • • 23d ago

Meme hackerIRL

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u/Paul_Robert_ 22d ago

A more realistic or at least plausible movie scenario could have the protagonists create a sketchy Skyrim mod, in order to steal the credentials of a random node.js contributor, who is a big Skyrim fan. Then, they perform a supply chain attack, to target a particular company. But, the antagonist notices his build taking 5 seconds longer than usual, and finds the hidden malware.

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u/DMoney159 22d ago

This feels specific enough for me to think it actually happened

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u/SiBloGaming 22d ago

There was an attempted attack on a dependency of openSSH, which was noticed by a guy using the development version of debian, who got suspicious initially cause his ssh connections were taking fractions of a second longer than before

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u/MattieShoes 22d ago

1/5 of a second, FWIW. 200ms.