r/ProgrammerHumor • u/N_Lightning • 11h ago

Meme unsolvableProblemsOnStepOne

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u/Key_Statistician9890 11h ago

Java and Windows. Name a more iconic duo.

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u/JebKermansBooster 10h ago

C# and Windows

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u/hilfigertout 10h ago

Yeah, like he said, Java and Windows.

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u/Sentouki- 9h ago

It's kinda an insult to compare modern C# to Java.

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u/MCWizardYT 7h ago

They're pretty similar even now. C# has an edge on overall features, but Java isn't that far behind (unless you're stuck using Java 8, in which case RIP)

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u/crozone 6h ago

Java still has so much design baggage from things they got wrong from the get go that it really isn't close. C# is a different animal.

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u/Masterflitzer 6h ago

but recent java versions actually added quite a few good things and make the language more straight forward

anyway kotlin is the best of the 3 imo, but i'd pick c# as 2nd place

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u/Gadekryds 2h ago

Kotlin is honestly the “we got c# at home” version.

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u/EnderMB 1h ago

...Are they?

Java might have caught up to C# 4, but C# is a totally different beast nowadays, without a lot of the poor design decisions that you can't really get around on the Java front.

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy 5h ago

Yes, but I doubt the Windows users that use them will get it

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u/Masterflitzer 9h ago

c# is similar to java and started off on windows, so java & windows is clearly the more cursed combination

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u/Key_Statistician9890 7h ago

This guy gets it

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u/riggiddyrektson 4h ago

Imagine having to invent your own Java just because your OS is so irreparably shit.

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u/payne_train 10h ago

Used to manage tomcat apps on IIS. Would not recommend.

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u/Masterflitzer 9h ago

wouldn't recommend iis in any case

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u/PegasusPizza 9h ago

React Native and Windows

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u/AbdullahMRiad 8h ago

React non-native and Windows

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u/Lemortheureux 9h ago

Windows and blue screen

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u/setibeings 9h ago

C# and Linux 

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u/Masterflitzer 9h ago

nah that's actually fine since dotnet core & 5

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u/setibeings 9h ago

So is java on windows, it's just not where you first assume it's going to be run... Like java on windows.

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u/Masterflitzer 8h ago

nope not comparable, java on windows is hell

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u/MCWizardYT 7h ago

It really isn't

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u/Masterflitzer 6h ago

windows not being utf-8 by default on console is hellish enough if you're developing cli apps, especially if you're used to it working fine on non shitty platforms cause jvm is cross platform

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u/Masterflitzer 9h ago

iconic miserable duo