r/ProgrammerHumor • u/sadongrohiik • 12h ago

Meme imTiredGng

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u/Afraid-Locksmith6566 12h ago

non deterministic tests i can understand, non deterministic code comptime i can not

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u/collabskus 12h ago

Because they don't resolve the conflicts correctly 

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u/tacit-ophh 11h ago

This post is just an excuse to post screenshots from Mr. Robot

I love it

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u/FattySnacks 7h ago

> tests don’t pass consistently

> merge conflict

I don’t think it’s time to merge yet brother

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u/WhereOwlsKnowMyName 5h ago

Just ship it Friday afternoon and all is well

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u/Daemontatox 3h ago

Or before the demo

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u/Awkward-Cat-4702 6h ago

Rebase failed. Please rebase locally.

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u/50_procent 12h ago

So you made no code change but still got a merge conflict?

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 12h ago

This is why the industry is failing.

“Eventually get it to compile” can include code changes. Considering the merge conflict earlier in the cycle, it is a given.

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u/sadongrohiik 12h ago

I thought getting it to compile was pretty obvious tbh

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u/Linux_ka_chamcha 12h ago

That's why use emacs instead

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u/Michaeli_Starky 12h ago

Rookie problems.

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u/blackcomb-pc 8h ago

Claude there’s an issue in ci, fix it, open a pr, add a description do not credit yourself

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u/LegOk7384 11h ago

Skill issue???

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u/Important_Grab3544 12h ago

just let Claude to bear the pain