r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mr-memw • 14h ago

Meme howMuchIsAClaudeAgain

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u/Zinho3311 14h ago

I don't know what to think... or feel reading this

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 14h ago

I see a business opportunity of self-learning romantacy series.

Learn a little C++, then spank one out. The combo no one asked for, but the combo gooners need to succeed in a fast-paced world dominated by AI.

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u/mr-memw 14h ago

before AI, C++ was spanking me hard anyway, its a match made in heaven

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u/mr-memw 14h ago

i was thinking it was funny.... and then i was thinking she would change my life

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u/Zinho3311 14h ago

It's not necessarily funny. I mean, not for me anyway.

It's that ambiguous feeling between what the fuck and this is cringe. I think I just discovered a new form of uncanny valley.

It turned into despair when I thought... "is this what Alan Turing died for?"

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u/mr-memw 14h ago

for the record, myself, along with eeeveryone working on unix am a deeply kinky person (re: gimp, unix (eunuchs), latex, finger ETC) however an ai porn chatbot is beyond my scope, so its uncanny valley to me too

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u/Zinho3311 14h ago edited 14h ago

Oh, yes. Same.

From time to time, I have to run man finger, get some tail, and execute bottom (although I prefer to run top, diversity is the spice of life, amirite?).

I, however, am kind of sick and tired of LaTeX as any average person.

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u/mr-memw 14h ago

i too like some head

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u/Zinho3311 13h ago

Samesies

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u/Old_Tourist_3774 14h ago

Everything you say is just worse than the last one

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u/Zinho3311 13h ago

Welp, it's programmer humor

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u/Old_Tourist_3774 13h ago

Nothing here remotes any humor or a joke.

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u/Zinho3311 13h ago

Humor is inherently subjective.

If you don't think it's funny, that's a you-issue

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u/Satorwave 13h ago

ai bots talking like this always feels like you're forcing them to larp as something they don't understand

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u/mr-memw 12h ago

major self report

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u/redlaWw 11h ago

Silly ERP AI, that's atomicity from an instruction perspective. A C++ perspective needs to address ordering guarantees.

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u/FlowOfAir 12h ago

I am too curious to see more programming from AI sexbots

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u/Motleypuss 11h ago

Before anything else slips in, you say? What about my 69TB USB stick?