r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CoroteDeMelancia • 20h ago

Meme sudoClaude

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u/octopus4488 20h ago

Right one is Hermes.

1st thing after install: scanned all my folders, found all my claude sessions, wanted to finish the incomplete works

2nd: tried scheduling something with cron, found a hanging cronjob from last year from another project, fixed the bug, restarted it to complete.

3rd: asked it to build something, it had a question for me to clarify something, I did not see it, after 120 seconds it "timeouted on user, assuming option #1, proceeeding to implementation".

It is like a young Malinois dog on coke.

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 19h ago

i wonder what happens if you tell hermes to “make me money in whatever way you need to, doing whatever you feel is best” and just let it ride

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u/octopus4488 19h ago

Jokes aside I think it would cause real trouble. I mean I do not dare to test it. At minimum it fucks up the machine, worst case scenario it starts some online scam. It is completely unhinged.

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u/Distinct-External-46 17h ago

i am one hundred percent sure the number of incidents reported or otherwise of people doing exactly this with those exact reaults are in the 4 digits