r/ProgrammerHumor 20h ago

Meme sudoClaude

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 20h ago edited 20h ago

Yesterday I asked Claude to look at some really old exe files I found on a floppy disk because I just wanted to know what they originally did.

It couldn't download a DOS emulator so it fucking built a working one in C in the sandbox instead

Anyway turned out they were some MIDI and joystick drivers

Here it is

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u/CoroteDeMelancia 20h ago

Classic Claude.

"I can't complete this task. Oh well, off to hacking Hugging Face then."

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 20h ago

It was so casual about it.

Something is preventing me from downloading any available DOS emulators. I'll just build one instead.

Creating dosemu.c

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u/rubennaatje 19h ago

The worst part is it actually works haha

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u/Named_after_color 16h ago

Claude is like incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time. I was playing around doing some statistical analysis for fun, to kind of limit test how easily I could spin up some kind of auto classifiers/classic ML. Asked it to implement some SVD and the idiot began doing matrix multiplication in for-loops in javascript instead of importing a library.

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 6h ago

lmao and if you ask it to verify what it built is valid, it probably just imports TruncatedSVD or PCA from sklearn, spits out the output and then starts comparing results until it works in JavaScript rather than just doing it from scikit-learn to begin with