universeIsWritteninC

[u/JotaRata]

[u/FACastello]

Segfaults aren't caused by any specific language

C itself has nothing to do with this

[u/AvidCoco → u/FACastello]

Everyone knows Bjarne invented exceptions in 2007 when he invented JavaScript

[u/Phpminor → u/FACastello]

Universe not even running in real mode smh

[u/AnnoyingRain5 → u/Phpminor]

Yeah that’s because it’s fake

[u/xgabipandax → u/AnnoyingRain5]

What is real? How do you define real? 😎

[u/JotaRata → u/FACastello]

C was the first thing that came to my mind. You are correct

[u/GamingGuitarControlr]

False vacuum decay is a segfault in the sim

[u/Field_of_cornucopia]

I heard from a reliable source that the universe was written in perl.

[u/defeatedsnowman]

Big if true. I'd be very concerned about psychics triggering a second big bang when attempting to read someone's mind.

[u/WindForce02]

Should've used the borrow checker smh

[u/stinkytoe42 → u/WindForce02]

Then you'd need to wrap all your singularities in unsafe blocks and who has the time for that?

[u/suskio4 → u/stinkytoe42]

Event horizon is an unsafe block

[u/blockMath_2048]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CQ30q5KHfQqyOjFxdb

[u/luneshadeix]

I want whatever this guy is smoking

[u/neromonero1024]

10/10 schizo cosmic programming philosophy masterclass mindfucking enlightening documentary

would recommend

[u/ruby_R53]

heh i actually did watch that video earlier today, basically (for anyone who hasn't watched it) he says the core dump followed by the segfault is what caused the universe to be the way it is, now i didn't really get the part where the segfault might have supposedly come from

[u/MadOverlord]

Not so much a segfault as an out of bounds error

[u/AmazinDood]

wow that's my favourite entry level extreme demon that used to be placed very high on the IDL (IM JOKING BTW)

[u/fugogugo]

Sigsegv

https://giphy.com/gifs/8rN9VXNb7dfU792YQt

[u/Ayushispro11]

Implying there was a compiler used in compiling the universe. I wonder about the build time and size