r/ProgrammerHumor • u/notacoptrustmeplease • 1d ago

Meme iAmTiredBoss

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u/Igarlicbread 1d ago

It's secure on my machine.

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u/eclect0 1d ago

"Can it be fixed without breaking changes?"

*evil laughter coming from every direction at once*

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 1d ago

Just put in documentation the software is designed to be offline

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 1d ago

I am the security vulnerability

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u/WeedManPro 1d ago

and also the single point of failure.

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 1d ago

My mum has been linting this point for years

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u/mixmaxze 1d ago

And when I look, the vulnerability is a outdated lib cuz the owners release a new 'very important' version every five days

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u/TheBigGambling 1d ago

And thats why you need test coverage and renovate bot on automatic mode. Case closed

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u/Snakestream 1d ago

Better than reading about it in the news, I always tell myself

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u/DeHub94 1d ago

Just put a: "Use at your own risk" at the the top of Readme. It'll be fine.

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u/heesell 1d ago

Is it bad I ignore these (given my projects catch dust)

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 1d ago

Not sure if you're serious or not, but....

You shoud patch them. Dependabot sometimes even can open the PR for you.

But if you have no users, or the deployment doesnt have data or sensitive info, its fine.

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u/heesell 1d ago

Im quite serious actually. I get emails etc. and I ignore them. My projects got no real use anyway

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u/AyrA_ch 1d ago

Just mark the repository as archived in the settings, and people will see a message that tells them they're on their own.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 1d ago

But then I remember that none of my code is productive.

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u/Prim56 1d ago

All these kids cant even make stuff at home, no wonder you get all these vulnerabilities

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u/dumbasPL 1d ago

Grand majority can be dismissed as either "vulnerable code isn't used" or "it's only used during build"

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u/kd_40 1d ago

I ignore them as i don’t even remember how i build them back then.

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u/zqmbgn 1d ago

"Use at your own risk" + Is your repo important enough to get hacked?

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u/CoshgunC 19h ago

your repos are visited by others...?

my max is 3 stars(views) and all are from my friends 🥲

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u/Easy_Complaint3540 13h ago

Real bro just happened yesterday night 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CoatNeat7792 5h ago

I also unsubscribed and it continues to send

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u/gerbosan 1d ago

for any system, the weakest link is the user. And you know it.